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Friday morning is always nice, you go to the mosque and see everyone walking to the mosque and everyone’s just splendid. Before the prayer everyone’s nice, letting pedestrians pass and actually stopping traffic to do so. Weirdly enough, after the prayer you hear honking, not-so-friendly hand gestures and everything just comes back to normal, everyone’s an ass again. Common courtesy is not the subject though, it’s about the nice “mdashdish’ha” youth in mosques..
..AND THEIR MUSTACHES!
They should hand out razors outside the mosque not just religious tapes and papers, razors and deodorants too. Best waqf 5airi.
My god, if their dads won’t teach them how to shave their moms should. I’m sure they have enough experience. Seriously most of the kids in the early stages of puberty look disgusting, it looks like dust landed on their faces, you just want to walk up to them and wipe it off because they’re actually pretending it’s an actual mustache.
They just look like Héctor Jiménez from Nacho Libre. The worst ones are the ones who trim the mustache till they make it look like a dash – on their faces or the ever so lasting Hitler mustache and the Zorro look is catching on too.
I don’t have a problem with stylish mustaches, I just have a problem with kids either doing them without the needed amount of actual facial hair not trimming 3 stray hairs above their lips, or simply letting it grow to look like my 13 year old cousin who’s really too hairy for his own good. He looks like an ape, animal control tried to catch him. Apparently he looks like some monkeys who are in danger of extinction. He would’ve had a better life amongst his kind. Sadly, he escaped.
New phenomenons came out of this subject, kids go to the barber shop to make him highlight or darken their sideburns or mustache with an eyeliner pencil to make it more apparent.
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