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New Year’s Eve
December 31, 2007, 3:30 am
Filed under: suspic's speeches

What are your plans for new year’s?

Being a competitive be-haatch of a gangsta..Okay, no more ghetto talk for me.

Anyway, my brother’s spending New Year’s in New York and I’m stuck in Kuwait, so I came up with the idea of trying to out-do him..right here in Kuwait!

I’m very lazy though, so I thought..why not steal your ideas?! So please share, as I choose the best one. My current ideas are :

  • Stay at home, and watch a couple of movies while studying for finals.
  • Go to some mall, and wait for chaos to happen.
  • Go to a gulf road restaurant and watch the clock turn to 12AM in the waiting room, or get a table too soon and spend it paying the check and walking out..or get it too late and spend it next to a fat man cow waiting for a table.
  • Hire a private helicopter, kick the pilot out whilst in the air, do a suicide nosedive into a hot spot, come out of the wreckage with a cigar in my mouth, pull it out, turn to the camera and say “I AM THEE ARAB AH-NALD! HAPPY NEW YEAR BEETCHIZ!”.

..so what do you think?

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