Filed under: suspic's speeches
Every now and then when you are growing up as a man, your father must throw differnet tasks, missions, if not tests on you. Tests to see how you would do, how you would behave on your own in foreign lands and such. Either that, or they’re lazy and that’s what kids are for.
My last mission was to find a tow truck at 11PM, bargon a fair price with him even though most of them are con artists because you’re in need which makes them in position of power not to mention at the time none were around, and then guide him through AlAndalus, Sulaibikhat and West of Sulaibikhat areas which I’ve never been to, to find the driver and the car which busted down on him due to some faulty safety system that locks the steering wheel in the middle of one of the said areas.
I got lost more than I wanted to, I made the tow trucker lost with me which must’ve pissed him off but I’m cool like that, and eventually I managed to succeed.
I laughed when I saw my useless GPS system, I yelled at the driver for the first time because the precision of his directions must’ve gotten lost in translation, also never get directions from a woman. The house owner’s directions led me to Entertainment City, and the man of the house pointed me to the house within minutes.
[..] Sneak Peak at the conversation with Kumar : [..]
suspic : Kumar, wainik?
Kumar : soof, haza dowar, seeda, seeda, yasar, seeda..
suspic : dowar mal UN, dowar 3tham? hatha ele fee hospital o hardees?
Kumar : eih eih! seeda, seeda, yasar, yasar..
suspic : la7tha! dowar seeda, b3dain yasar, wila dowar yasar?
Kumar : eih eih! seeda, seeda, yasar yasar, seeda
suspic : KOMAR!
Kumar : .. seeda! seeda! ymee..
suspic : KOMAR!
Kumar : seeda! see..
*click*
End of transmission.
