Superman, you have a challenge! (Other than myself)
March 31, 2009, 3:30 pm
Filed under: suspic's speeches
Filed under: suspic's speeches
Superman is nothing compared to what I’ve found.
Superman is a lame metrosexual superhero who saves the day, but my discovery is a drink that gives you temporarily the focus of 20,000 likes of Superman.
The ancient legends call it “vanilla ice shaken” but in modern days it’s called “double shot espresso” or whatever.
The point is, whenever you’re in need and a starbucks is open.. That drink will help you.
When I had it, I couldn’t nap. That’s huge for a heavy sleeper like myself, that’s like saying Godzilla danced to Dagni, and my calm, uber cool friend started clapping randomly and irrationally in the car after having it.
It is magic.
The only downside is that your face will look like the guy in the pic.
End of transmission.
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