suspic. mister sunshine…

suspic does charity work~!
May 8, 2009, 5:09 pm
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After getting begged by a student of theirs, I’m happy to announce that the students of the American Creativity Academy have an eventful carnival for you and everyone willing to pay for their graduation.”It’s for a good cause, sire!”, said the begging student.

It’s on Saturday, as in tomorrow, from 3pm to 9pm. The entrance fee is only 1KD. Their events include a Bazaar, Magic Show, Soap Pitch(?), Bunjee Jumping(ACA and they can’t spell bungee), cinema and much more!

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Uncle suspic’s lesson of the day~!
May 5, 2009, 8:37 pm
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I was at a cafe and when I was done, I asked for the check and I was surprised to see a banana on it!

Not an actual banana, but I was charged for an expensive banana. I quickly called the Egyptian waiter and ended up with a very decent apology and some sort of bow while he put the check on the table. My ghitra does the most amazing things to people! It made him bow! I should’ve knighted him with my 3gal, good lad.

Uncle suspic’s lesson of the day is to always check your receipts. There is no shame to it, kids.

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suspic meets a celebrity~!
May 4, 2009, 11:56 pm
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No, I didn’t meet her but look at how nicely dressed she is for a celebrity? I’d meet her anyday!

The celebrity I met for an interview, for my presentations class, was wearing a (قحفية) with a dirty beard, a disgustingly urine soaked yellow dishdasha and running shoes!

Along with the dandy cigarette and cup of tea.

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Real Madrid vs. Barcelona
May 3, 2009, 3:49 pm
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Hahahaha! It’s always fun when you’re watching a match and your friend’s team is losing shamefully.[Youtube]

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suspic sacrifices more than the godfather!
May 2, 2009, 1:17 pm
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By God I did it! I carried a purse in public.

I sacrificed my mojo because my sister had to carry my niece while we were at the hospital. I’m a family man. I did it for the family!

To my surprise though, I made it look manlier than this.

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X-Men Origins: Wolverine
May 1, 2009, 2:57 pm
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I went to see Wolverine last night at 12.45AM at Alkout.

It lacked a decent budget, some of the graphics were a bit choppy but for a cliche superhero movie it was more than enough. Plus, it had a hot girl, knives, swords, guns and fight scenes with techno music. Who can complain?

I was in shorts and flip flops aka hotness while the rest were in dishadesh. All stereotyping and political correctness aside, either it was the late time or the crowds really grew a sense of cinema courtesy. I remember 2 or so years ago I went to see Transformers there and it was just a pain in the ass to keep up with the plot. Everyone was talking, some kids were lying on the floor right under the big screen, others kept going in and out to smoke.

Runtime according to IMDB is 107 minutes, while on cinescape it’s 101 minutes.

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A Picture Post
April 29, 2009, 1:22 pm
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A beautiful day means a holiday in Kuwait.

suspic should never be left to deal with children. I was used as a fort for spectating the dead fly he was having a death match with.

This man abused his freedom against the society when he chose that colour.

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